My Bad
Hey mom and pops,
How is everything workin out back home? I hope you guys are payin the bills and all that stuff aight cause I know how hard that can be. You know you have a son with bills to pay too! Thats wicked crazy, isn't it? One day I am in diapers and the next day I'm having to sell body parts for some extra cash! Yeah, so I am gonna need some money to pay me some of my bills. I thought that since I am a adult now, that we should be able to communicate on a more direct level. Yeah so I like, didn't pass too many of my classes this semester. By not passing too many of my classes this semester, I mean that I didn't pass any of my classes this semester. But all of the courses that I took were all kinds of mad hard! The professors were totally jumpin me about stuff I didn't do, and givin me no time to do nothin. So as a responsive adult, I have made a final solution to these problems of mine. I am going to drop out of college! I know that this might come down pretty hard on you guys, but I have been thinkin for like a couple of hours now how much cooler it would be if I didn't have to wake up for anything anymore. Right? I was just imagining what I would be able to do if I didn't have to hear about other people doin homework and stuff. Okay well, I hope that you guys send me some money soon cause I am all kinds of hungry. Bye!
Always with Love,
Steven Kliewer
Dearest Son of ours' that may die very very soon,
This sudden news has come as quite a shock to your father and I. I thought it only appropriate to inform you that we are going to disown you and sell all of your personal possessions here at the house in a grand ol' yard sale. This is so that you will now have the finances with which to pay off your bills, you do understand. The disowning will come only after you see to these unpaid bills, of course. I also find it only necessary to tell you that the money we will make upon selling you to a major international medical research hospital will cover all expenses that we have been forced to pay for you up until this point. There is, however, one way to get out of this oh so complicated situation Steven. Now, I am not a miracle worker here, ok, so I do not know if you will be ready for this, but here it goes. YOU WILL STAY IN COLLEGE IF IT IT MEANS MOVING INTO YOUR DORM MYSELF AND ATTENDING CLASS WITH YOU EVERYDAY IN ORDER TO INSURE THIS. Actually, this is your only option for further survival. If you do not comply, it will not be my fault if Lassie JR. is mysteriously informed about your old transformers' whereabouts in the backyard. Alright son! I know you will do the right thing!
Love Mommies and Daddums
How is everything workin out back home? I hope you guys are payin the bills and all that stuff aight cause I know how hard that can be. You know you have a son with bills to pay too! Thats wicked crazy, isn't it? One day I am in diapers and the next day I'm having to sell body parts for some extra cash! Yeah, so I am gonna need some money to pay me some of my bills. I thought that since I am a adult now, that we should be able to communicate on a more direct level. Yeah so I like, didn't pass too many of my classes this semester. By not passing too many of my classes this semester, I mean that I didn't pass any of my classes this semester. But all of the courses that I took were all kinds of mad hard! The professors were totally jumpin me about stuff I didn't do, and givin me no time to do nothin. So as a responsive adult, I have made a final solution to these problems of mine. I am going to drop out of college! I know that this might come down pretty hard on you guys, but I have been thinkin for like a couple of hours now how much cooler it would be if I didn't have to wake up for anything anymore. Right? I was just imagining what I would be able to do if I didn't have to hear about other people doin homework and stuff. Okay well, I hope that you guys send me some money soon cause I am all kinds of hungry. Bye!
Always with Love,
Steven Kliewer
Dearest Son of ours' that may die very very soon,
This sudden news has come as quite a shock to your father and I. I thought it only appropriate to inform you that we are going to disown you and sell all of your personal possessions here at the house in a grand ol' yard sale. This is so that you will now have the finances with which to pay off your bills, you do understand. The disowning will come only after you see to these unpaid bills, of course. I also find it only necessary to tell you that the money we will make upon selling you to a major international medical research hospital will cover all expenses that we have been forced to pay for you up until this point. There is, however, one way to get out of this oh so complicated situation Steven. Now, I am not a miracle worker here, ok, so I do not know if you will be ready for this, but here it goes. YOU WILL STAY IN COLLEGE IF IT IT MEANS MOVING INTO YOUR DORM MYSELF AND ATTENDING CLASS WITH YOU EVERYDAY IN ORDER TO INSURE THIS. Actually, this is your only option for further survival. If you do not comply, it will not be my fault if Lassie JR. is mysteriously informed about your old transformers' whereabouts in the backyard. Alright son! I know you will do the right thing!
Love Mommies and Daddums
posted by Celestials @ 3:35 PM
1 Comments:
At December 06, 2006 9:23 AM,
Amy said…
lmao, very funny the first time i read this through i forgot who had written it becaus it seems like you were an actual dude trying to drop out of clollege and that you were a complete idiot which as i know is not true at all. I was very amused by this and your "parents" response was even funnier. I could totally imagine someones parents planning on disowning them it made me laugh yay!
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