Mommy, Daddy, I have some news, but you have to promise not to get mad or freak out or anything, but, I’m engaged!!! Can you believe it, we just met last week at Taco Cabana, but we love each other and will be together forever!! His name is Michael, and he’s going to be a movie star, so obviously we have to move to LA, but don’t worry, he’s so talented and will going to be famous some day soon. But since we’re moving to LA, I’ll obviously need to take a break from school for a while, but that’s okay because once we’re there he’ll be making loads of money, and I can get a job as a waitress some where for a while, but I was kind of hoping you guys could help us pay for an apartment for a few months, preferably in the heart of the city. Oh, and the wedding is going to be on Christmas day, I’m hoping it’ll snow, wouldn’t that be pretty? And don’t worry, you’ll love Michael, he’s so funny! So we better start planning fast. I already found the wedding dress I want, which is good because that’s the most important part, so it’s an Oscar de la Renta cup cake style dress, it’s GORGEOUS, and Daddy I know it’ll be kind of expensive, but you’ll only have to buy me one, ever, so I’m sure you won’t mind. we can take care of the rest when I’m done with finals, I’m so excited I won’t be dealing with those again for a while, yay! I know, I know, you’re worried what my future will be without a college degree, but I’ll go back to school eventually, probably, but with Michael’s income we’ll be so rich it won’t even matter. So we have to call everyone and tell them the good news, make sure they keep their calendar open for the big day! And then for the honeymoon we were thinking Italy, and since neither of us have a back to school date to worry about we can stay for a few weeks. Can you imagine how beautiful Rome will be?! I’m so excited, I finally have a valid excuse to stay in all the fancy hotel’s honeymoon suites with their heart-shaped beds! and don’t worry about that, we’ll be responsible. So, you guys should probably buy our plane tickets soon, they might get pricier as it gets closer to Christmas. Ok, calm down, I know you’re probably a little startled, your little girl is growing up so fast, but be excited for me! Dropping out of school for a while isn’t THAT big of a deal, plus, I’ll always have you guys to fall back on right? Don’t worry about a thing. See you in a few days!

3 Comments:
At December 04, 2006 4:02 PM,
Celestials said…
I liked the meeting of you two at Taco Cabana. Priceless! I also like the understatement of how much money her parents would have to pay. It was put so naiively. It was great. I also liked the fact that she got engaged and has to drop out. That part was clever.
At December 05, 2006 4:35 PM,
Nichole P. said…
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At December 05, 2006 4:45 PM,
Nichole P. said…
I thought your blog was really funny. Especially the end when you say “I’ll always have you guys to fall back on right?" classic. Sounds like something I would say and my mom would automatically want to kill me. I thought the whole moving to LA because Michael is going to hit it big and working as a waitress part was hilarious. It’s such a stereotypical situation that I’ve seen on TV a bunch of times. I like how naïve the blog sounds. It sounds like everything is going to be perfect and who needs school when Michael is going to be making tons of money and they will live happily ever after. I just seriously thought this blog was really cute and funny.
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