Turkey yay

Okay so everyone knows what turkey does to you right??? Some say its a wives tale and others say its because your just eating a big meal, I think its simply because we think if we eat turkey then we will become very sleepy. Usually after I have my turkey day feast I pass out and am in sleepy town for the rest of the night!! So just in case yall didnt know, I work at best buy and of course just like any other retail store we opened at like 5 in the morning on "black friday" ie the day after thanks giving and of course I had the morning shift wich started at 3:30 yes in the am. Anywho, my plan was not to go to sleep til some ungodly hour wednesday and then wake up early thursday pass out from turkey and be able to get a full 8 hrs of sleep befor I got up at 2:30 to get ready for work. Oh how plans of mice and men go astray....my alarm clock that I set for thursday morning of course did not go off and I ended up waking up at like 2 in the afternoon right as the turkey was coming out of the oven....so I was hoping that perhaps the turkey would still make me sleepy oiy it seemed to take the opposite effect i tried laying down multiple times that day and I was just not tired. Finally I got to sleep that night around midnight to only get 2.5 hrs of sleep and have to go to work in this delirous state of mind. Not good when you are trying to get people to buy accesories and service plans. Befor the day was done with I'm pretty sure I had offended a few customers with my mindless blather and ended up getting sent home an hour early. It was basically the funest day I have had in a while because there is nothing more funny than some one asking "Oh does it run on a memory chip" when your trained to know alot about cameras and you are in some whacky state of sleepless ness...I dunno guess you had to be there!